(compiled by David Yoder, Esq.)
2/15/99: gristle2/16/99: magnesium
2/18/99: hydraulic
2/19/99: buttress
2/23/99: bobcat
2/24/99: barnacle
2/25/99: corpuscular ($900)
2/26/99: combustible ($1000)
3/01/99: convection ($1100)
3/02/99: saluki ($1200)
3/03/99: luggage ($1300)
3/04/99: viscous ($1400)
3/05/99: melancholia ($1500)
3/22/99: lederhosen ($1600)
3/23/99: ionosphere ($1700)
3/24/99: skipjack ($1800)
3/25/99: bilious ($1900)
3/26/99: elliptical ($2000)
3/29/99: meniscus ($100)
3/30/99: taconite ($200)
3/31/99: sociopathic ($300)
4/01/99: (made up) = nemonurwingy and (real) = balloon ($400)
4/02/99: mahogany ($500)
4/05/99: flange ($600)
4/06/99: millipede ($700)
4/08/99: ischemia ($800)
4/09/99: couldn't find any record of one
4/12/99: diplopia ($1000)
4/13/99: hegemony ($1100), Dave doubles the jackpot to $2200
4/14/99: quadricentennial ($2300), Dave increases the jackpot to $100,000,000, Dave increases the jackpot to $150,000,000
4/15/99: melon ($2400)
4/16/99: tubular ($2500)
4/26/99: kitty ($2600)
4/27/99: Dave claims there was a Secret Word winner last night / brings out "Marlene DiBenedetto" (with Andrea Sande), hat ($100)
4/28/99: boat ($200)
4/29/99: carrot ($300)
5/03/99: Dave pays $200 to an audience babe for the Secret Word = thimble
5/04/99: incinerate ($100)
5/05/99: undershirt ($200)
5/06/99: "Marlene DiBenedetto" (Jude Brennan) wins the Secret Word again for last night / Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly present the $200 check
5/10/99: ball ($200)
5/11/99: stick ($300)
5/12/99: winky ($400)
5/13/99: Dave brings out seven guys (including Michael Z. McIntee) who "won" the Secret Word $400 last night (with Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande), scooter ($100)
5/17/99: Dave discusses a Post article about the Secret Word / molar ($200)
5/18/99: polymer ($300)
5/19/99: turf ($400)
5/20/99: Alan ($500)
5/24/99: announcer ($600)
5/25/99: asparagus ($100) / "Marlene DiBenedetto" (Jude Brennan) claims her $600 from yesterday
5/26/99: angiology ($200) (angiography also acceptable)
5/27/99: tape of Jay Johnson winning the Secret Word last night (with Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly), litmus ($100)
5/28/99: bituminous ($200)
6/07/99: emetic ($300) (sponsored by Hosie Cow)
6/08/99: escarpment ($400) (sponsored by Hosie Cow)
6/09/99: whippy ($100) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) / Jude Brennan as Barbara Sanchez (last night's winner) (with Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly and a functional Hosie Cow)
6/10/99: inflammation ($200)
6/11/99: dick ($300) (sponsored by Hosie Cow)
6/14/99: amputation ($400) (sponsored by Hosie Cow)
6/15/99: dick (rejected) / then bunny ($500) (sponsored by Hosie Cow)
6/16/99: pigment ($600) (sponsored by Hosie Cow)
6/17/99: tourniquet ($700) (sponsored by Hosie Cow)
6/18/99: whipknockvonwhipknocky (changed to newt) ($800) (sponsored by Hosie Cow)
6/21/99: rodeo ($100) (sponsored by Larry King, who looks like an owl) (Jude Brennan as ASE winner Rita Buttgas / Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande present the check)
6/22/99: gaberdine ($200) (sponsored by Larry King)
6/23/99: entropic ($300) (sponsored by Larry King)
6/24/99: linguini ($400) (sponsored by Larry King, who looks like an owl)
6/25/99: peptide ($500) (sponsored by Larry King / owl footage)
6/28/99: bird ($600) (sponsored by David Letterman's Women's World Cup Soccer Team -- "They're hotter than a dancing bobcat with its ass on fire!" )
6/29/99: oozing ($700) (sponsored by David Letterman's Women's U. S. World Cup Soccer Team), Jude Brennan as Montana park ranger Rita Buttgas (winner of the Tournament of Champions) (with Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande)
6/30/99: outside cam for the line of the people to play Secret Word, peripatetic ($800) (sponsored by the U. S. Women's Soccer Team) (also sponsored by Larry King - He looks like an owl)
7/01/99: highoeyazmuhoodhee ($900) (sponsored by U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer and Larry King)
7/02/99: pony ($1000) (sponsored by David Letterman's Women's U. S. World Cup Soccer Team and Larry King)
7/05/99: one hot mother (the rest was blurred out) (sponsored by Women's World Cup Soccer and Dan Quayle and Larry King)
7/06/99: neoprene ($1200) (sponsored by U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer, Dan Quayle, Larry King),
7/07/99: pestilence (no prize mentioned) (sponsored by U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer) / later in the program, Dave announces the Secret Word jackpot = $1300 (sponsored by Dan Quayle, U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer, Larry King)
7/08/99: prick ($1400) (sponsored by U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer, Dan Quayle, Larry King, owls)
7/19/99: sphygmomanometer ($1500) (sponsored by Larry King and Dan Quayle)
7/20/99: pie ($100) (sponsored by Quayle and Larry King) / Dave brings out SW three-time-winner Rita Buttgas (Jude Brennan), Paul interrupts and pronounces Rita's name correctly, Andrea Sande brings out the $1500 check
7/21/99: mommy ($200) (sponsored by Hillary Clinton and Larry King)
7/22/99: meehnkee ($200) (sponsored by Hillary Clinton, Larry King, owls tape)
7/23/99: Paul interrogates Dave about the Secret Word / Dave tells Paul "I'm tired of being held hostage by your psychotic delusions.", throb ($400) (sponsored by Hillary Clinton and Larry King)
6/21/00: [Campaign 2000: sponsored by sauce, Jude Brennan returns as Alan's Secret Word champion Rita Buttgas -- played on with "Hey, Jude" / tells how a grizzly bear disemboweled her husband, Maria had nothing]